I crossed the Alps today. Except they looked like corn flakes bobbing in a bowl of milk.
Read MoreWhen Maria was approved and Kang was not, I ventured an improv about a Trumpland security stooge reacting to an application from North Korea.
Read MoreThat ether-mixed-with-garbage smell is drifting through again.
Read MoreThere are a lot of birthdays at Sorellas. They clog the tables. They strain the kitchen and servers.
Read MoreWhen the temperature soars in Fairfax, Roni and I have been known to ditch the vaunted camaraderie.
Read MoreSometimes you hit a wormhole, one of those space/time tunnels that lets astronauts leap ahead.
Read MoreMy shirt smells like smoke.
Read MoreNo doubt about it, the Sorellas parking lot is cute. A funky folk-art replica of an Outback or Friday’s lot at 5/8 scale.
Read Morei saw a man fall on the path today.
Read MoreAll that walking up and down the hills is part of a plan to get off drugs.
Read MoreI hear middle C on the piano, coming through the jungle. C, C, C, C.
Read MoreI think I’m losing my soul.
Read MoreThis has nothing to do with the unfunny topic of peace, love and understanding.
Read MoreWe had a wonderful night, delightfully unexpected, and I wanted to write about it with all the joy it summoned.
Read MoreHalf the time the Kangs go off-menu, as only a matriarch and patriarch can do.
Read MoreI used to call him Julius, stone-faced dude who presides over Table 10.
Read MoreEnough with the Monster Storms.
Read MoreWe hadn’t been on the mountain for years — so long we took a wrong turn.
Read MoreDear Rev. Kang, I should’ve sent a postcard from Amsterdam, I know. Six weeks was a long time.
Read MoreGuy called Noize sent his new record. Sought me out after a talk show about Kiss.
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